I shoot film, tweak pixels and write songs. I live in California, near Santa Barbara. Climbing rocks. Surfing waves. I have a lot of odd cameras, old guitars and loud amps. Sometimes I throw up a mic and make some songs. The last project I released was called Jaws with friends of mine from Lagwagon, RKL and Bad Astronaut. Sometimes I sporadically post about the LA Lakers at another Tumblr called The Drunken Audible. I post images I capture at my flickr site.
When Bush speaks 80% of this country and 99.9% of every other nation in the world probably thinks it is a bad SNL skit.
McCain makes ridiculous assertions that the “surge” is “winning.” Exactly what it is “winning” is not exactly clear.
Look at video of Al-Malaki with Bush vs. Al-Malaki with Obama. Al-Malaki looks like he’s a kid staring at the big clock behind the teacher’s head waiting for class to be over. When Al-Malaki and Obama are together they look like they are cracking jokes and discussing where to eat later. They look like buddies.
McCain speaks in front of odd sets and incredibly small groups of people that I betcha anything get paid to stand and clap.
Obama is bigger than Jesus and the Beatles combined (or at least John Lennon). He speaks in front of crowds that look excited, invigorated and VINDICATED.
Do people even know who Osama Bin Laden is anymore? His agent must be bummed. He’s like the Steve Guttenberg of terrorists.
Oh yeah… and Barack Obama is ALREADY OUR PRESIDENT. You know it. I know it. McCain knows it.
The world is skeptical we’ll elect him, but we’re gonna show ‘em why we’re the greatest country on Earth.
Thank god those of us with brains got rid of that Hillary character. She would have been a whole other brand of atrociousness.
20% of the US are hopeless right-wing lunatics. 20% of the US are clueless bleeding heart apologist pussies. The other 60% finally got our fucking president! Hooray for sane people!
Just becuase he’s our president doesn’t mean you shouldn’t vote for him. get out there. Get out there and make this election a mandate. Make it like Reagan in ‘84. Squash those fucks. Paint the country blue.
If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to begin to rally some of my fellow Jeffersonians to reconstitute what it means to be a REAL conservative. Not this completely fucked brand it’s become. Me and my Jeffersonian friends are gonna bring back the Elephant and make it the party it should be. In the meantime, everybody get behind President Obama and help him and the rest of DC try and navigate us through the times coming up. They’re gonna be serious. We’ve had drunken monkeys at the helm of the free world for the last 30+ years.
